Am I pretty enough for Tumblr yet?

Am I pretty enough for Tumblr yet?

queeflto:

yes i lift.. im an elevator thats all i do

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adultnapped:

isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die

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pembroke:

I’m like 80% sure that the people who romanticize snow are the people who don’t have to live in places that get over half an inch of it.

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buckkybbarnes:

my friends are graduating this week

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multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

(Source: perksofbeing-a-cauliflower)

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spangefucker:

my hair is VERY soft and could EASILY be played with and you know how many people are playing with my hair??? zero

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illest:

I’m not an asshole. I am actually one of the nicest people you will ever meet. you are just pissed because I can see through your bullshit.

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